8bit-ace:

the new slogan for tumblr.com

8bit-ace:

the new slogan for tumblr.com

wishingformemoria:

 This is it. This is the pinnacle of stupidity. No one would dare to reach this level. Unfortunately, they did. 

wishingformemoria:

 This is it. This is the pinnacle of stupidity. No one would dare to reach this level. Unfortunately, they did. 

AHH - HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JANE
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behold-theturtle:

Better late than never, the Alpha Kids regroup to congratulate their dear companion on another year of existence.  Inside jokes abound.

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Jake/Mixing: Trick

Roxy: Emmi

Dirk: Cal

laundromatic:

Testing out pens. I really love, love, love these daiso brush pens. I just don’t know how to use them properly. 

laundromatic:

Testing out pens. I really love, love, love these daiso brush pens. I just don’t know how to use them properly. 

The Alpha Kids - WannaB2
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alphahooptiehoop:

WannaB2

Original: Wannabe by the Spice Girls

Tindeck | Youtube

Lyrics/Cover Art/Jane: Akiran
Mixing/Dirk: Cal
Roxy: Emmi
Jake: Trick

The Alphas are here to keep you company for Valentines day! Cal, our lovely Dirk went through the ringer to get this out on time through the huge Southern snowstorm and power outages so go show him thanks.

ROXY: Happy Valentines Daaaaaay!
JANE: Ah, get off my lap, Ro-lal!
JAKE: Holy moley, Roxy! There’s such thing as being too liberal with the booze, y’know?
ROXY: C’mon Jakey, get into the spirit! You know, we need some music!
JANE/JAKE: Oh no.
ROXY: Hit it Di-Stri!

DIRK: Yo, I’ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want!
ROXY: So tell me what you want, what you really, really want!
JANE: I’ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want!
JAKE: So tell me what you want, what you really, really want!
DIRK: [ROXY huhs] I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really, really, really wanna—
ROXY: Tap that ass!

JANE: I can be your lifeline if you submit, obey.
JAKE: I can be a tad bit dense but I’ve a dapper way.
JANE: If you go breaking my sheltered heart,
JAKE: We’ll lay you out, so run, we’ll give you a head start.

ROXY: Hey lemme give you some advice, just before we get it down,
DIRK: If you wanna get with us, you better give the prince his crown.
ROXY: We’ll take a shot with you, just don’t pull on any tricks.
DIRK: If you do it fucking right, we’ll award [reward] you with a kiss.

ALL: If you wanna be our lovers, the alphas go in style. (ROXY: alphas go in style)
We come with each other but you’ll be on for trial.
If you wanna make some romance, we’ve got some time for you,
But hope’s a fickle thing and the void ain’t meant for two.

ROXY: Oh, what’ll you do about that? We’re an all for one deal.
DIRK: And you can’t pry one off us, that’s just unreal.
ROXY: We won’t be judging; sit it down for a spell.
DIRK: One wrong move and I’ll have your ass sent to hell.

ROXY: Dirk!

JANE: And we’re not all that you see, there’s a lot to us, you know!
JAKE: We can give you just a chance, so sit back and watch the show!
JANE: We’re just looking for some fun, love isn’t just for haste.
JAKE: It also makes a friend that will never be replaced.

ALL: If you wanna be our lovers, the alphas go in style (ROXY: alphas go in style)
We come with each other but you’ll be on for trial.
If you wanna make some romance, we’ve got some time for you,
But hope’s a fickle thing and the void ain’t meant for two.

DIRK: Yo, here’s a bit from wave to tooth, you wanna get with us, you gotta learn to shoot.
We got Jane at her place, she takes things at her pace
We got Jake a double pistol wink on it, Roxy sees and she ain’t to skeeve, and she’s a real nice breeze.
And as for me, I ain’t for free.
ROXY: Sit your booty down; the shots are going ‘round!
ALL: Sit your booty down; the shots are going ‘round!

ALL: If you wanna be our lovers, the alphas go in style (ROXY: alphas go in style)
We come with each other but you’ll be on for trial.
If you wanna make some romance, we’ve got some time for you,
But hope’s a fickle thing and the void ain’t meant for two.

ALL: If you wanna be our lovers!
ROXY: You gotta (JANE: Bake!), you gotta (JAKE: Shoot!), you gotta (DIRK: Fight!), you gotta shake, you gotta, (JANE:slam), (JAKE: slam), (DIRK: slam), (ALL: slam!)

ALL: Sit your booty down; the shots are going ‘round!
Sit your booty down; the shots are going ‘round!
1… 2… 3… 4!
Sit your booty down; the shots are going ‘round!
Sit your booty down and tap that ass!

ALL: If you wanna be our lovers!

Homestuck - How Far We've Come
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aki-ran:

How Far We’ve Come - A Homestuck Tribute

Original: How Far We’ve Come by Matchbox 20

Tindeck | Youtube (coming soon!)

After 4 months of labor, we present to you our Homestuck tribute for 4/13! Thanks to everyone for their hard work and cooperation in this project—it was a huge effort to put together and it sounds like everything I would have dreamed it to be! I hope you guys enjoy it, because Homestuck has come a long way and I’m happy to be a part of its community. Cal also took 10 years off his life mixing this, so I think he needs a little love.

The ending song is Showtime Piano Refrain by Malcolm Brown, arranged by Kevin Regamey!

| Lyrics/Cover Art☆Akiran | Mixing☆Cal | Showtime IdeaTrick |
| Karkat☆Case | John☆Nic | Rose☆Kira | Dave☆R.J. | Jade☆Muta | Vriska☆Emmi | Kanaya☆Kitsubasa | Terezi☆Afina | Sollux☆Case | Eridan☆Luke | Feferi☆Shiroko | Gamzee☆Tyler | Tavros☆Tyler | Aradia☆Seraphinu | Equius☆Lunarch | Nepeta☆Lexi | Dirk☆Cal | Roxy☆Emmi | Jake☆Trick | Jane☆Akiran |

Lyrics:

KARKAT: Greetings, worthless human!

JOHN: Start the game, counting down til the end of the world.
ROSE: Building up to get him in; I need to write it all down.
JOHN: Gotta move, the meteors are heading straight for the house.
DAVE: It’s just so stupid that this game is really not worth the try.
ROSE: Dave, shut up, and maybe finally we’ll get out alive.
DAVE: Strifing battles, here’s your bottle, now I’ve gotta wait out this egg in time.

JADE: I can see our game will really need a spark,
JADE: The world, destroyed, take a shot into the dark,
BETAS: Let’s see how far we’ve come!
BETAS: Let’s see how far we’ve come!

VRISKA: Well I believe, with help, you’ll be a great kid.
KANAYA: If not, don’t go if the Furthest Ring bids.
TEREZI: Let’s see the stocks to trade!
KARKAT: Let’s guess the passwords made!

KARKAT: I think I heard a distant honk; fuck, I don’t really know.
SOLLUX: But everything is now okay, wow, where’d my sight go?
ERIDAN: There’s no hope left and we’ve gotta join Jack Noir.
FEFERI: I won’t tolerate and I can’t excuse you!
KANAYA: Took a chainsaw to flesh; I’m really out for blood.
GAMZEE: Motherfucking world is rotting and I’ll strike it with clubs.
TEREZI: Say a goodbye because I’m on my way to find and kill you!

TAVROS: I believe I need to show them who is boss!
ARADIA: Let’s go rejoice, paths have finally crossed.
TROLLS: Let’s see how far we’ve come!
TROLLS: Let’s see how far we’ve come!

EQUIUS: Stay, no matter what, in the vents until the end.
NEPETA: I won’t! I can’t! I will never just pretend!
TROLLS: Some lives were cruelly lost,
TROLLS: But reunite our cause.

DIRK: And they scrapped, scratched, it was all reset.
ROXY: It was another game to play for us to hack it again.
JAKE: And we were fools, used just to turn on ourselves.
JANE: Now it’s overly sweet, and time will never just tell.

DIRK: Timelines mix, match, intersect on a whim.
ROXY: Hold us hostage ‘cause you never wanted us to all win
JAKE: But we fight back, you’ll never keep us down
JANE: And when we pull all it through, we’ll be keeping that crown.

JANE+JAKE: We will see this all to the very bloody end
DIRK+ROXY: We’ll stay alive and we’ll fight for all our friends
ALPHAS: Let’s see how far we’ve come!
Let’s see how far we’ve come!

JANE+ROXY: We’ll win this game, you’ll see, determination is the key
JAKE+DIRK: Our hopes, our hearts, and every one of our dreams
ALPHAS: Let’s see how far we’ve come!
Let’s see how far we’ve come!

BETA KIDS: Let’s see how far we’ve come
Let’s see how far we’ll go
TROLLS: Let’s see how far we’ve come
Let’s see how far we’ll go
ALPHAS KIDS: Let’s see how far we’ve come
Let’s see how far we’ll go
ALL: Let’s see how far we’ve come

JOHN: You have a feeling it’s going to be a long day.

trevo4folhas:

Show them your boobs! It came out a bit darker looking that what I expected it would, but I went along with it. I thought that looked interesting on Belgium.

trevo4folhas:

Show them your boobs! It came out a bit darker looking that what I expected it would, but I went along with it. I thought that looked interesting on Belgium.

monoscribbles:

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